May 2013
12 posts
The Great Gatsby Drinking game
nunuinurface:
drink every time Gatsby says “old sport”
drink every time someone says “Gatsby”
drink every time Gatsby looks at the green light
drink every time Gatsby lies
drink every time you want to punch Daisy
drink beer not shots… or you might die
ostracizedpoodle:
i only exist on the internet
graystripe:
do you ever get like this random pain in your boob and it feels like heart attack or something
egg-rolls:
i just remembered something i did when i was 13 now my day is ruined
April 2013
35 posts
twigwise:
asuka-sohryu:
next time you’re feeling like shit
remember the sloths
they don’t do anything ever
and they haven’t gone extinct
you can afford to take a nap
This
Is literally the most uplifting and comforting thing I’ve read all day
if you compliment me once i’ll think about it every night for twelve years
nope:
don’t ignore me i’m kinda cute
lnnea:
I said something once and it didn’t really go very well
IF YOU COME INTO MY MOTHERFUCKING BEDROOM AND MY MOTHERFUCKING DOOR IS CLOSED I CANNOT BEGIN TO IMAGINE WHAT WOULD MOTHERFUCKING POSESS YOU TO LEAVE THE DOOR OPEN WHEN YOU MOTHERFUCKING LEAVE MY MOTHERFUCKING BEDROOM AGAIN LIKE DID SOME MOTHERFUCKER DROP YOU ON YOUR MOTHERFUCKING HEAD AS A CHILD OR ARE YOU JUST A MOTHERFUCKING IDIOT
parents: BE YOURSELF!
parents: also don't dye your hair no piercings no tattoos no wow you're not wearing that also get straight a's and be a perfect child
bedquest:
I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH
WITH MY OWn mouth
softly
because i like you
March 2013
72 posts
